iDeal (n.) - downloadable app. that gives one a sense of accomplishment, raises one's self-esteem, and feels as though one is not waisting his/her time.

Ex.: The iDeal took so long to download the irony was lost.

I waded to the middle,
Of the swirling sea.
Behold I saw her standing,
Offering some tea.
I shook my head, disagreeing,
Cutting down a tree.
I'm no logger, I replied,

Then began to pee.

Stop that peeing, sir!

I'll charge a fee!

I poked her in the eye,

Then began to ski.

She started an avalanche,

Followed me to the sea.

Snow came chasing,

It really hurt my knee.

Ms. Daisy May from East L.A.
Has found a man and lost her way
And when she hurts from poison shirts
She'll hug him then confess he's gay
But if she stops from drinking hops
(it's no big task to make her stay)
She'll lift her fist and then resist
Her only something to this day