iDeal (n.) - downloadable app. that gives one a sense of accomplishment, raises one's self-esteem, and feels as though one is not waisting his/her time.
Ex.: The iDeal took so long to download the irony was lost.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
I waded to the middle,
Of the swirling sea.
Behold I saw her standing,
Offering some tea.
I shook my head, disagreeing,
Cutting down a tree.
I'm no logger, I replied,
Of the swirling sea.
Behold I saw her standing,
Offering some tea.
I shook my head, disagreeing,
Cutting down a tree.
I'm no logger, I replied,
Then began to pee.
Stop that peeing, sir!
I'll charge a fee!
I poked her in the eye,
Then began to ski.
She started an avalanche,
Followed me to the sea.
Snow came chasing,
It really hurt my knee.
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