I waded to the middle,
Of the swirling sea.
Behold I saw her standing,
Offering some tea.
I shook my head, disagreeing,
Cutting down a tree.
I'm no logger, I replied,

Then began to pee.

Stop that peeing, sir!

I'll charge a fee!

I poked her in the eye,

Then began to ski.

She started an avalanche,

Followed me to the sea.

Snow came chasing,

It really hurt my knee.